The "Outhouse" text reads as follows:

The old house is gone now, it used to sit out back.
Sometimes it was a long walk to that lonesome little shack.

Sounds of shadows hidden in the night made you remember your trusty flashlight.
You ran through the wind, the rain and the snow...But weather made no difference when you had to go.

There were cracks in the walls, where the wind came a breezin'.
You just sat there and went...Your poor butt a freezin'.

You thought about summer, humid and hot. The floor damn near breakin', weak from rot.

But those were the good old days, and how you'd like them back.
But just remember the fragrance from that lonesome little shack.